Konversation pÃ¥ Omegle
Postad den 26 Nov 2009 vid 10:58
|Hade trÃ¥kigt idag sÃ¥ jag testade lite Omegle, det Ã¤r en nedra chat dÃ¤r man slÃ¤ngs in i ett rum med en frÃ¤mling. Jag bestÃ¤mde mig snart fÃ¶r att gÃ¶ra det lite intressant genom lite subtilt rollspelande. Gick igenom ca 10 pers av spammare och folk som inte hÃ¶gg pÃ¥ betet innan den hÃ¤r skÃ¶na snubben dÃ¶k upp:|
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You: Hello, sir or madam. I am your asigned evil overlord. How can I help you today?
Stranger: I..don't know
Stranger: what services do you provide
You: Can I interest you in some world domination perhaps?
Stranger: Too cliche
You: How about a good revenge? Remember to serve cold.
Stranger: Revenge sounds good...
Stranger: whats my motive?
You: Perhaps hate or general spite?
You: you know, unprovoced violence is really in right now
Stranger: Yes, I know but what with the media frenzy these days it has too look good for the cameras
Stranger: something justified
Stranger: but a little over the top
Stranger: \with a hint of crazy
You: Do you have a cat?
Stranger: In fact I do
You: Would you mind sticking your cat on a pole and put it up in your yard?
Stranger: go on...
You: we will suply a note with a surprise scenario that justifies blind rage and killing spree
Stranger: hmm do you have some sort of money back garuntee?
You: ofcourse, if you are not terrible and dead by the product. We will refund your money, blood and soul
Stranger: Terrible you say...
Stranger: Dead you say...
Stranger: I think we might come to an agreement
You: Dead is the new living, you see
You: better get with the fad
Stranger: just how "dead" will I be?
Stranger: I dont want to half ass this
You: Oh, we guarantee a full and complete death.
You: our death methods are state of the art
Stranger: I tell you what...
Stranger: you throw in a knife set
Stranger: and we have a deal
Stranger: Thankgivings coming up
Stranger: and I have a turkey to carve
You: We will send you a contract wich you have to sign i blood, and then the mayhem will be in your hands i just a few workdays
Stranger: Thank you very much sir
You: No. Thank You. Infernal industries has never left anyone less then disapointed.
You: Take the very least of care now. Bye
Stranger: Have a nice thanksgiving
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